© Chamdin & Stöhr.
If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar
"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace
Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
Well, we’re under new management so jobs are bountiful
Give your cat the F L O A T I N G J U D G E M E N T B O X to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar
The Rio Caño Cristales - most colorful river (caused by algae and moss seen through the water), Colombia.
Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today
homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying
so i bought this chocolate lollipop
and this is what i fucking got